Ali: Umm, Spence?
Spencer: You killed her
Ali: We need to hide her body
Spencer: But the director is coming!
Ali: Give me your sunglasses!
Spencer: Fine but she looks dead still
Ali: Hold her up!
Director: Hey, so I was thinking about killing off Alex-
Spencer: She's just sleeping
Jenna's head falls off.
Director: Holy-
Ali hits him THE CANE OF DESTRUCTION (Duh Duh Duh)
Director splits in two.
Spencer: AW COME ON!
Ali: Oh no here comes Aria!
Aria: OH MY GOD!
Spencer grabs Jenna's head and makes Jenna's eyes open then Aria goes blind with Jenna's POWERS
Aria: Wait I can't see
Ali hits her like Bear Jew from Inglorious Bastards
Spencer: You just got sued by Tarantino!
Ali: Oh no here comes Emily
Emily: He- What's that
Spencer comes out with a chainsaw
Wren walks up
Spencer: NO!
Ali pulls out a gun
Wren: I love love you Spencaarrrr-
Spencer: No! No! NO!
Ezra:AHH!
Every fan girl comes up
Fan girls: NO! NOT WREN!
Other Fan girls: NOT EZRA!
Ali pushes them out of the way, the producer takes the bullet for Ezzie
Ali: I'm gonna kill you
*This scene will not be written due to every girls head exploding*
Later that day
Ali: We have to go on with the show
Spencer: But everyone is dead
Ali: We have wigs right?
On next Tuesdays episode...
Ali: Mona stop being mean to Lucas
Spencer: Just because hermy likes you doesn't mean he likes you back
Everyone at home: This show has gone down hill fast
This. WAS. AWESOME! I just kept picturing Jenna as Kenny from South Park. "Oh my god, you killed Blind Jenna . . . You Bas . . . No, actually, thank you for doing that!" :)
ReplyDeleteAnd the CANE OF DESTRUCTION! And Jenna's eyes having POWERS! Classic!
Could you tweet these to the PLL writers? :)